tastefullyoffensive:

Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”

(via mckenziewithadashofglitter)

Timestamp: 1413608282

tastefullyoffensive:

Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”

(via mckenziewithadashofglitter)

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
image

(Source: liamfx, via mckenziewithadashofglitter)

fuckyeahafricans:

This is so adorable

(Source: fairiedepp, via the-luscious-curlbombs)

sadweens:

this party is invite only

(via ianlikessporks)

Timestamp: 1413608202

sadweens:

this party is invite only

(via ianlikessporks)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(Source: luxvriously, via eventhebeautifullosecontrol)

morenobeauty:

fvcknormalityyy:

yunglamar:

dollsofbeauty:

Say it again omg

yaasss

OKKKKK

TELLEM

(Source: fvckinrvd, via shaezanigan)

Timestamp: 1413608029

morenobeauty:

fvcknormalityyy:

yunglamar:

dollsofbeauty:

Say it again omg

yaasss

OKKKKK

TELLEM

(Source: fvckinrvd, via shaezanigan)

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

(via eventhebeautifullosecontrol)

Lemony Snicket

literarystarbucks:

Lemony Snicket goes up to the counter and orders a caffé Americano. It is bitter. The barista is armed. The man in the corner has poisoned someone’s drink. The espresso machine is on fire. Lemony Snicket begins to run down the street as the Starbucks explodes. He is being chased. He spills his coffee.

(via mistressluckless)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via shawnaleianne)

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

(Source: memewhore, via mckenziewithadashofglitter)

Timestamp: 1413607385

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

(Source: memewhore, via mckenziewithadashofglitter)

dinosaursandzombies:

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

the man is terrified haha!

(Source: sfgifs, via shawnaleianne)

Timestamp: 1413607368

dinosaursandzombies:

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

the man is terrified haha!

(Source: sfgifs, via shawnaleianne)

cutestuffdotco:

A Baby Elephant Blowing Bubbles

(via fxbulousss)

Timestamp: 1413607077

cutestuffdotco:

A Baby Elephant Blowing Bubbles

(via fxbulousss)