"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after
a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after
you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after
You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch
i see you’re passing on the family name